As told by an Englishman

British P.A:Fuck Me, I think our friend here is a Crafty Butcher.
Me:You are going to have to repeat that.
British P.A.:He's going to have to prove it other wise.
Me:No. What's a crafty butcher?
British P.A:A crafty butcher is just that. He's a butcher who likes to sneak his meat in the back door.
Me:LOL
@2 years ago