As told by an Englishman
| British P.A: | Fuck Me, I think our friend here is a Crafty Butcher. |
| Me: | You are going to have to repeat that. |
| British P.A.: | He's going to have to prove it other wise. |
| Me: | No. What's a crafty butcher? |
| British P.A: | A crafty butcher is just that. He's a butcher who likes to sneak his meat in the back door. |
| Me: | LOL |