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disapprovingmonkey:

“Some of you might be met with long lines at polling stations, but who cares?…Most of you would blow off your job to stand in line all night to get a new iPhone, or be the first to play “Guitar Hero: World Tour”, or get free tickets to some shitty, horrible, unfunny Dane Cook concert; so why wouldn’t you wait in line a little while to change the world?

Now, some of you might get to the end of this long line and realize some nefarious douche-nozzle has scrubbed your name from the voter rolls. …Make sure that you are not a victim of this asshole’s plot to overthrow our government. Bring multiple forms of I.D., have the phone number of the local election commissioner on hand, and use your phone to record everyone and everything that stands in the way of you casting your vote. Then tell everyone who will listen that you were denied your rights. Blast the video everywhere you can. Post it on YouTube, email it to the news (not Fox News) and make sure the world knows what happened.”

Yep. And if I hear a report saying anything like “and turnout among young people was not higher than in previous elections as we’d expected” I will lose my shit.