Rad Libs - Mad Mike Just Pimped Your Ride
“YO ________________ (Name of Fellow or Lady In Room)! So I know you said you liked ________________ (Hobby), so I hooked you up with ________________ (Number Larger Than 20, Seriously.) Plasma Screen Monitors in your ________________ (Kind of Car). You don’t even have to watch the road. Over here, let me introduce you to my friend the ________________ (Piece of Heavy Machinery). This is the ________________ (Superlative), and most expensive ________________ (Piece of Audio/Visual Equipment) on the market today. This is so ________________ (Adjective), your ________________ (Body Part) will be ________________ing (Verb) for days. There is no one else in ________________ (Geographical Region) who has THIS. And I know you like ________________ (Plural Noun), so I put a ________________ (Noun) RIGHT IN WHERE YOUR PASSENGER SEAT USED TO BE. You said you used your ________________ (Part of Car) a lot, so I took it out and replaced it with ________________ (Useless Object). Now on to the trunk. Remember all that space you had? Well now it’s filled up with four Xbox 360s, and ________________ (Number) PLASMA SCREEN MONITORS. You can’t even see half of them. Your homies AIN’T GONNA KNOW what to do next time you roll to the mall.”Mad Sophinie
“YO Timmy (Name of Fellow or Lady In Room)! So I know you said you liked riding horses (Hobby), so I hooked you up with 21 (Number Larger Than 20, Seriously.) Plasma Screen Monitors in your Suzuki Sidekick (Kind of Car). You don’t even have to watch the road. Over here, let me introduce you to my friend the Truck Lift (Piece of Heavy Machinery). This is the bombdiggity (Superlative), and most expensive projector screen (Piece of Audio/Visual Equipment) on the market today. This is so ridiculous (Adjective), your eye sockets (Body Part) will be bleeding (Verb) for days. There is no one else in THE WORLD (Geographical Region) who has THIS. And I know you like horses (Plural Noun), so I put a mechanical bull (Noun) RIGHT IN WHERE YOUR PASSENGER SEAT USED TO BE. You said you used your stick (Part of Car) a lot, so I took it out and replaced it with horse shaped dildo (Useless Object). Now on to the trunk. Remember all that space you had? Well now it’s filled up with four Xbox 360s, and 10 (Number) PLASMA SCREEN MONITORS. You can’t even see half of them. Your homies AIN’T GONNA KNOW what to do next time you roll to the mall.”
hahahahaha.
“YO Sean (Name of Fellow or Lady In Room)! So I know you said you liked amateur skydiving (Hobby), so I hooked you up with tre’ duce, get that, 32 (Number Larger Than 20, Seriously.) Plasma Screen Monitors in your Geo Storm (Kind of Car). You don’t even have to watch the road. Over here, let me introduce you to my friend the industrial wind machine (Piece of Heavy Machinery). This is the crispiest (Superlative), and the most expensive Karaoke Machine (Piece of Audio/Visual Equipment) on the market today. This is so TITS (Adjective), your dome (Body Part) will be pound-ing (Verb) for days. There is no one else in the Arctic (Geographical Region) who has THIS. And I know you like penguins (Plural Noun), so I put a Ice Cube Maker (Noun) RIGHT IN WHERE YOUR PASSENGER SEAT USED TO BE. You said you used your wheel (Part of Car) a lot, so I took it out and replaced it with plasma screen monitors (Useless Object). Now on to the trunk. Remember all that space you had? Well now it’s filled up with four Xbox 360s, and 15 PLASMA SCREEN MONITORS. You can’t even see half of them. Your homies AIN’T GONNA KNOW what to do next time you roll to the mall.”
Time to get away from the computer. That was fun though
@3 years ago