Cal-i-for-ni-a living!
The Free-est Couch on the List
Reply to: sale-477794259@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-13, 12:23PM PST
So, let’s be honest. You like smoking pot, but you hate having to buy a new bag. You like TV, but F#@% paying for cable. You are undeniably brilliant, but you choose to remain in intellectual neutrality. It’s okay, you’ve got all the time in the world.
And if you have a van/truck/SUV and a couple of like minded dope smoking buddies, you could have a BRAND NEW used COUCH!
That’s right, my bong puffing compadre, the perfect piece of furniture to accent your dingy resin crusted single apartment. As an added bonus, this sofa has a pull out bed to enable comfortable repose for all your stony friends who stay over for an all night hash session.
Also, this couch could be used for a variety of purposes other than as an altar to the sacred bush. It could, for example, be used to blockade a hallway in the event of an unanticipated zombie attack. Or, if you are a musician, this couch could easily be set ablaze in the background of a bitchin’ music video! Worst case scenario, the foam in the cushions might make excellent flotation devices should your apartment building have to make a forced water landing.
As you can see, this is one valuable muhfuggin’ room accent. First one to bring a truck and a buddy takes her home.
310-933-2225 @4 years ago
