October 2008
69 posts
A Call to Young America: Don't fuck this up. →
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disapprovingmonkey:
“Some of you might be met with long lines at polling stations, but who cares?…Most of you would blow off your job to stand in line all night to get a new iPhone, or be the first to play “Guitar Hero: World Tour”, or get free tickets to some shitty, horrible, unfunny Dane Cook concert; so why wouldn’t you wait in line a little while to change the world?
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Traffic Time!
host: Hello! And welcome to traffic time. We're here with our first guest the 405n.
Audience: booooo hssss.
405: (gravely voice) Fuck you!
Host: Marvelous. Join us tommorrow morning, the 101s will be visiting to tell us about her new construction project and juicy delays. Don't even bother being on time. Keep it locked here on Traffic Time.
Aphex Twin - Bit4
Lately I have been...
“Boggis and Bunce and Bean, One short, one fat, one lean. These horrible crooks,...”
– ?
“I don’t want to brag or anything, but I have been told by guys Ive slept...”
– Sarah Silverman (Last night at the Largo)
War Photographers →
I am really considering abandoning this Hollywood “Hostess Twinkie” bullshit and heading to the middle east. I have a lot of respect for conflict photographers.
California Tenants - California Department of... →
lifeofbk:
According to a California Supreme Court decision, the landlord loses the right to keep any of the security deposit and must return the entire deposit to you.
The “21 Day rule”. This is going to come in handy.
21 days has passed. Just had a great conversation with a lawyer. Those guys are so cut throat, i love it. The Yoon will have no chance explaining themselves to this guy.
Maynard James Keenan will be releasing his new wines at the Whole Foods in West Los Angeles tomorrow between 9am-12pm. Its strange to see the front man of tool to be on the grocery store circuit, but whatever.
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So it looks like I’m not jumping with the golden knights today. There is always something keeping me from jumping out of a plane. This time it’s North Carolina’s shifty weather. Maybe it’s an omen.
“I would smack you hoe, but I don’t want my hand to git ugly.”
– Zack Siglow
jeffrubinjeffrubin:
From the AV Club Interview with Mark Wahlberg:
AV Club: Did you familiarize yourself with [the Max Payne videogame]?
Mark Wahlberg: Well yeah, I wanted to know how accurate it was. I didn’t play it much myself, but my assistant played it every single day.
This movie is doomed… What a lazy asshole, all the research is right there in front of you, and you get your...
I like how they put them at a table to avoid any awkward camera crosses…
Watchby Tom
UCLA study finds that searching the Internet... →
whatson:
(via azspot)
This study reminded of me when researchers came out and said that being overweight was a disease.
I am really enjoying the Secret Lab’s Tumblr theme made by Peter. It looks great on the ipod phone.
269. If you've made your point, stop talking.
(via rulesformyunbornson)
I have a real problem with this concept. Wish Rule #269 was waiting for me when I was born. My life could have been drastically different.
“Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply. If you give her sperm,...”
– Unknown Source (via pilnick)
Deal Breaker?
christinahaberkern:
If a guy is a Dane Cook fan, do you cut off all communication immediately?
Before you cut all communication, you catch him in the act of using one of Mr. Cook’s jokes as his own. THEN, you sever all ties. Its important that you call him out for his horrible taste in comedy before you let him scurry away to obscurity.
Some asshole has been honking his horn right...
“Bomb Bomb Bomb Iran.”
– Greatest Hits of John McCain
Color Is Comfort →
I want to climb these clothes.
(via Garett)