January 2008
67 posts
Is Google God?
» PROOF #1 Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology,...
*sigh →
I am not entirely sure what about this makes me more angry, the fact that the chroma key is poorly done or the fact that my dribble isn’t coming out of her mouth. *run on sentences are normally associated with mild outburst of anger.
My new hero! →
Happy Blue Monday →
— sunluvr I spent my BLUE MONDAY watching the first season of Arrested Development. How about you?
Brianisinyou: Live →
We’re doing our first premeditated live show tonight, at midnight EST. We encourage viewer participation via skype (username: brianisinyou) and via text. If you plan on sitting in front of your computer tonight, I recommend you check it out. — lifeofbk There is no reason not to watch this show. Come on… It’s Tuesday night. And if you do have something more entertaining to...
rebuttle to techno debate.
Rampage992004: that's what happens when you listen to techno
Rampage992004: I blame Steve
Sean: what? the inability to counter an argument or the desire to go to France
Rampage992004: exactly
“Now you are going to want to use a light pink gel when lighting a black person....”
– Annonymous Film Lighting Instruction
Macworld 2008 Keynote Leaked? →
Gotta love the days prior to Macworld. It happens every year and the internet is buzzing with rumors and leaks. Today, as to continue with the tradition, we got a suppose leak of Steve’s Keynote for Macworld. The source? Wikipedia(??). Odd, I know. In case the page gets taken out, I have mirrored the goodies here. Enjoy. MacWorld January 2008 Keynote
Rough Outline; draft 5 Greetings!...
awkward moment
Camera op: Hey some of the guys and I are heading to mass later tonight, you want to come?
Producer: (thinks to himself) "Massachusetts? Yeah I guess that would be cool, Weird"
Camera op: (notices the confusion) Well, we have to work Sunday so we thought we would head out tonight. So we wouldn't miss the service. You want to come?
Producer: (pauses to process) Oh church! No, no... I am from LA!
Options!
I am waiting for a phone call which will decide if my next job will be shooting an ad for Nike, or undercover narcotics busts. — lifeofbk This is why california is so great… I turned down a Nike commercial, passed it to king, and then king passed it further down the chain. It feels good to be able to push away global brands for other jobs. I think.
I second this!
Fuck you Gold’s Gym!!! >:( — starline FUCK GOLD’S GYM I am not upset at Gold’s Gym for any particular reason. Just thought I should vent some anger towards a random health and fitness training center through the words of another.
WatchSSDLHR #1: Goat Grabbing Click the link to see it on Vimeo, in beautiful HD. — supersecretdownlowhollywoodradar Hollywood is about to explode! The “SSDLHR,” is here to find the tick.
“If you can’t impress them with your knowledge, confuse them with your...”
– the one and only sean o’brien
